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A computer was
something on TV
From a science
fiction show of note
A Window was
something you hated to clean
And Ram was the
father of a goat. |
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Meg was the name of
my girlfriend
And Gig was a job for
the nights
Now they all mean
different things
And that really Mega
Bytes. |
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An Application was
for employment
A Program was a TV
show
A cursor was a
profanity
A Keyboard was a
piano. |
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A memory was
something you lost with
age
A CD was a bank
account
And if you had a
three inch floppy
You hoped nobody
found out. |
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Compress was
something you did to garbage
Not something you did
to a file
And if you Unzipped
anything in public
You’d be in
jail for a while.
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Log On was adding
wood to the fire
Hard Drive was a long
trip on the road
A Mouse Pad was where
a mouse lived
And a backup happened
to your commode. |
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Cut’s what you
did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with
glue
A Web was a
spider’s home
And a virus was the
“flu”. |
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I guess I’ll
stick to my pad and paper
And the Memory in my
head
I hear nobody’s
been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens
they wish they were dead. |
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| Author
unknown. |
